Time to Barter (or, Let's Git Tradin', y'all)

I found some things in my house that I really don't need but for various reasons they should not be thrown out. Some I stopped using and some I never even used once. I would like to trade them for your "awesome crap" (you know, another man's garbage, and all that).
Currently available:

• HP iPAQ Pocket PC h1910 - this is a nifty, if outdated, little PDA running MS Windows and includes Pocket Outlook, Word, and Excel. I am including the USB cable and power charger/adapter. I plugged it in to make sure it still works and it seems to run just fine. You will need a new battery though if you want it to truly be portable.
  I never learned how to do anything with the IR port, but I hear you can make these into truly powerful universal remotes. Hmmm....maybe I should hang on to it and find out...
• D-Link WBR-1310 Wireless G Router - great for an inexpensive home network. I thought I would be able to use it as an extender, but I was mistaken. It lacks the advanced functionality of my Belkin, so I don't need it. It has only been plugged in long enough to play around with the settings. Otherwise it is practically brand new.
• Acoustic Research MS280 Digital Optical Cable 3ft. (Qty 2) - Two high quality cables with TOSLINK connectors.
• RCA Car Cassette CD Adapter (qty 2) - the kind we used to use when we had cassette players. All I can say is, "Never been opened!"
• Plantronics Vista telephone headset volume control - see picture or google for details.
• Audio/Video Converter (unknown brand - "Hecho en china" - Qty 2) - Use your S-Video/Composite Video/Component Audio devices with your old RF/Coax TV. With power cable.

Please reply with your best trade offers or else I will be forced to send these to eBay...
Additional pictures available at http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bar/787285439.html
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